lolcat bible

zomfg lolcat bible!

I can't decide whether I like Exodus 20 best:

12. Bez u good to papa and mama so u has long lief.


13. U no mek peepz ded!


14. U no mek sexxes wit other gurlz or menz than ur wief (so no awsum treesum alowed!).


15. U no tek stuffs for free if not getz for free.


16. U no tell bad stuff about ur neibor.


17. U no wantz neibor stuff! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no animulz, no no no! Bad.

Or Genesis 1:

1. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.



2. The earths wus witout shapez and wus dark and scary and stuffs, and he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.



3. And Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light, and teh light wuz.



4. Teh Ceiling Cat sawed teh light, to sees stuffs, and separatered the light form dark and stuffs



5. And Ceiling Cat sayed light Day and dark no Day. Teh evning and morning was teh first day.